Hey Ladies

• NYWIFT 2025 Comedy
• 2025

Imagine a world where privilege can be packaged, marketed, and sold like the latest infomercial gadget—a world where the frustrations of systemic bias can be solved with a simple product. Enter Secret White Man Weapon, Inc., a satirical corporation offering marginalized people the ultimate in privilege power-ups: a white man in a box. That's right, with only 473 installment payments, you can have your very own "Secret White Man Weapon" to navigate life's obstacles with the ease normally reserved only for society's most privileged.